Friends, family, we are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today ‘be with them always.’ ‘Now, Emily, repeat after me.’ I, Emily.
. I, Emily.. …take thee, Ross.. …take thee, Ross…as my lawfully wedded husband’ ‘in sickness and in health till death parts us.’ …as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health until death parts us.
Now, Ross. ‘Repeat after me.’ ‘I, Ross..’ I, Ross.. …take thee, Emily.. …take thee, Rachel. Emily. Uh, Emily. Uh. Shall I go on? He-he said Rachel right? Do you think I should go up there? Yes.
Yes, do go on. – I think we better start again. – Yes. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross. “I, Ross.” Take thee, Emily. Take thee, Emily. Like there’d be anybody else. As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness, and in health till death parts us.
“As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health until death parts us.” Really, I do. Emily. Do you have the rings? Emily, place this ring on Ross’ finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting.
Ross, place this ring in Emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever. Happy to. ‘Ross and Emily have made their declarations.’ And it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride. This is worse than when he married the lesbian. Just keep smiling. Okay. Well, that went well, yeah. It could’ve been worse. He could’ve shot her. That, uh, that was pretty funny, wasn’t it? friends family i gather to celebrate here today the joyous union of ross and emily be the happiness we share with them today be with them always now emily repeat after me i emily i emily take the ross take thee ross as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health till death baths us as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health until death parts us our ross repeat after me i ross i ross take the emily take thee rachel emily emily shall i go on he he said rachel right do you think i should go up there yes yes did go on i think we’d better start again yes ross repeat after me i ross i ross take the emily take the emily i don’t think there’d be anybody else as my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health till death process as my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health until death parts us really i do emily we have the rings emily place this ring on ross’s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting ah ross place this ring in emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever happy too ross and emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife you may kiss the bride this is worse than when he married the lesbian just keep smiling okay well that went well yeah could have been worse he could have shot her that was pretty funny was it leave