So, Dr. Green, how’s the old boat? They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat? Gives it a nice, antique look? Rust is boat cancer, Ross. Well, I’m sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.

Excuse me, for a moment, will you please? I want to say goodnight to the levines before we go. – Okay. – Okay. Honey, stop. It’s not that bad. Yeah. Oh… Uh-oh. I think your dad must have added wrong.

He only tipped, like, four percent. Yeah. That’s the daddy. That’s daddy? What? Doesn’t it bother you? You’re a waitress. Yes. It bothers me, Ross but, you know, if he was a regular at the coffee house, I’d be serving him, sneezers.

– So? – So, Ross. I bugged him a million times. He’s not gonna change. Do you really serve people sneezers? [clears throat] Well, um, I don’t. Alright, kids, you ready? Thanks again, Dr. Green.

Wait, wait, wait. – I think I forgot my receipt. – Oh, you don’t need that. – Why not? – The carbon. It’s messy. I mean, get on your fingers and cause them. Uh, night blindness. What is this? Who put a 20 there? – Huh? – Oh, yeah, that would be me.

Um, I have…I have a problem. I, I tip way too much. Way, way too much. – It’s a sickness, really. – Yeah. It is. – ‘Cause we really have to do– – Excuse me. Do you think I’m cheap? – Oh, daddy, he didn’t mean.

– Huh? He really didn’t. Nothing I do means anything, really. This is nice. I pay $200 for dinner, you put down $20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. Do you really want to be Mr. Big Shot? – Oh.

. – Yeah, I’ll tell you what. You pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, alright? Well, Mr. Big Shot is better than a wet head. so dr. green how’s the old boat they found rust you know what rust does to a boat gives it a nice antique II look rust is boat cancer Ross well I’m sorry when I was a kid I lost a bike to that excuse me for a moment will you please I want to say good night to the Levine’s okay oh I think your dad must have added wrong he only tipped like 4% yeah that’s daddy that’s daddy what doesn’t it bother you you’re a waitress yes it bothers me Ross but you know if he was a regular at the coffee house I’d be serving him sneezers so so Ross I bugged him about this a million times he’s not gonna change do really circles lasers well I don’t all right kids ready wait wait wait wait I think I forgot my receipt you don’t need that the carbon it’s messy I mean gets on your fingers and causes the the night blindness what is this you put a twenty-dollar oh yeah that would be me I have I have a problem like I tip way too much way way too much it’s a sickness really yeah it is it is we really really don’t excuse me you think I’m cheap really nothing I do means anything really this is nice I paid $200 for then are you put down 20 and you come out looking like mr.

bigshot you really want to be Mr. big oh yeah I’ll tell you what you pay the whole bill Mr. bigshot right well Mr. bigshot is better than went head

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Boy, you really can’t stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red. The little vein’s popping out your temple Plus, that shirt doesn’t really match those pants. First of all, I’m not losing Oh, you’re definitely losing.

Let’s not talk about losing– Hello. Rachel Green. Me-me-me. Excuse me. It’s about the job.. Barbara, hi. How are you? Uh-huh. No, I understand. Yeah, oh, well, come on, no, I’m fine.

Don’t be silly. Yeah, but, you know, if anything else opens up.. please- hello? Hello? Hmm. Sorry, Rach. Yeah, you know, there’s gonna be lots of other stuff. Yeah. Okay. Where were we? Oh.

Okay. Five-card draw. Uh…jacks or better. Nothing wild. Everybody ante. Look, Rach, we don’t have to do this. Yes, we do. – Alright, check. – Check. I’m in for 50 cents. – Call. – I’m in.

I see your 50 cents.. …and I raise you…$5. I thought it was a 50-cent limit. Well, I just lost a job and I’d like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that? Loser? No, I fold.

What do you mean you fo? Hey, come on, what is this? I thought that “once the cards are dealt, I’m not a nice guy” I mean what, were you just full of it? I’m in. How many you want? One.

The dealer takes two. – ‘What do you bet?’ – I bet $2. Okay, see your two… …and I raise you… …twenty. Wha.. I’ll see your 20… …raise you 25. See your 25.. …and, uh, Monica, get my purse.

Rachel, there’s nothing in it. Okay, then get me your purse. Okay…here you go. Good luck. Thank you. I saw your 25, and I raise you… …seven. -teen. Joey, I’m a little shy. That’s okay, Ross.

You can ask me. – What do you need? What do you need? – Fifteen. – Here’s ten. – Here, I got five. I got five. – Thank you. – Good luck. Okay, I am calling your seventeen What do you get? Full house.

You got me.

But, uh… Look how happy she is. you really can’t stand to lose hope face is getting red veins popping out of your temple Plus that shirt doesn’t really match those pants first of all I’m not losing excuse me about the job Barbara hi how are you uh-huh no I understand yeah oh no come on no I’m fine don’t be silly yeah oh yeah but you know if anything else opens up slick hello Oh sorry Rach you know there’s gonna be lots of other stuff yeah okay where were we oh okay five-card draw uh jacks are better nothing wild everybody ante look we don’t have to do this yes all right check sure I’m in for 50 cents call I’m in I see your 50 cents and I raise you $5 I thought it was a 50 cent limit well I just lost a job and I’d like to raise the bed five bucks does anybody have a problem [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] no I fault what do you mean is follow they come on this I thought that once the cards are dealt I’m not a nice guy I mean what were you just full of it hmm I mean how many one one killer takes two what do you bet about $2 okay see you too can I raise you 20 what I see you’re 20 where’s your 25 June 25 and Monica get my purse Rachel there’s nothing in it okay then get me your purse you baby here you go good luck thank you I saw your 25 and I raised you seven teams Oh II I’m a little shy that’s okay Ross you can ask me [Laughter] what do you need what do you need 15 yeah I got fine I got fun thank you good luck hmm okay I am calling you’re 17 what do you got [Music] Fox [Music] that’s all right that’s a tough hand to beat I thought we had down when you don’t have the cards around the cards you know but uh look how happy she is

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Friends, family, we are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today ‘be with them always.’ ‘Now, Emily, repeat after me.’ I, Emily.

. I, Emily.. …take thee, Ross.. …take thee, Ross…as my lawfully wedded husband’ ‘in sickness and in health till death parts us.’ …as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health until death parts us.

Now, Ross. ‘Repeat after me.’ ‘I, Ross..’ I, Ross.. …take thee, Emily.. …take thee, Rachel. Emily. Uh, Emily. Uh. Shall I go on? He-he said Rachel right? Do you think I should go up there? Yes.

Yes, do go on. – I think we better start again. – Yes. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross. “I, Ross.” Take thee, Emily. Take thee, Emily. Like there’d be anybody else. As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness, and in health till death parts us.

“As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health until death parts us.” Really, I do. Emily. Do you have the rings? Emily, place this ring on Ross’ finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting.

Ross, place this ring in Emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever. Happy to. ‘Ross and Emily have made their declarations.’ And it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride. This is worse than when he married the lesbian. Just keep smiling. Okay. Well, that went well, yeah. It could’ve been worse. He could’ve shot her. That, uh, that was pretty funny, wasn’t it? friends family i gather to celebrate here today the joyous union of ross and emily be the happiness we share with them today be with them always now emily repeat after me i emily i emily take the ross take thee ross as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health till death baths us as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health until death parts us our ross repeat after me i ross i ross take the emily take thee rachel emily emily shall i go on he he said rachel right do you think i should go up there yes yes did go on i think we’d better start again yes ross repeat after me i ross i ross take the emily take the emily i don’t think there’d be anybody else as my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health till death process as my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health until death parts us really i do emily we have the rings emily place this ring on ross’s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting ah ross place this ring in emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever happy too ross and emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife you may kiss the bride this is worse than when he married the lesbian just keep smiling okay well that went well yeah could have been worse he could have shot her that was pretty funny was it leave

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Damn Rolos. – Hey, you’re back. – Hey. How was your conference? It was terrible, I fought with.. …my colleagues, you know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? Uh, so your weekend was a total bust? Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

– Hi. – Hey, you’re back too. Yeah, um, Chandler, can I talk to you outside for just a second? Hey, how was your chef thing? Uh, it was awful. Guess some people just don’t appreciate really good food.

Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then…made everybody vomit and have diarrhea. Chandler? [imitating Monica] Monica? Hey. Hey, Mr. Bing. That, uh, the hotel you stayed at called.

Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room. Yes, that was mine. ‘Cause I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it there. Yes, that would have made more sense. You know, I-I don’t even feel like I know you anymore, man.

Alright, uh… Look, I’m just gonna ask you this one time, alright? And whatever you say, I’ll believe you. Were you…or were you not.. …on a gay cruise?

– Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention. Yeah. Saw him waiting for an elevator. Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler? – I think I lost mine. – Yeah, it’s in the bathroom.

Oh! Oh! Joey, could I talk to you for a second? Ooh! Oh-hh! Joey, I need to talk to you. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh-hh! [muffled screaming] No, no, no. Yes. Yes. You? And-and you? Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.

No one knows. How? When? – It happened in London. – In London! [indistinct shouting] The reason we didn’t tell anyone was ’cause we didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. But it is a big deal.

– I have to tell someone! – No, no, no. – You can’t. – Please, please. We just don’t want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Please, just promise you won’t tell. Alright. Man, this is unbelievable.

I mean, it’s great. But.. I know, it’s great. Oh, I don’t want to see that. We’re so stupid. Do you know what’s going on in there? They’re trying to take Joey

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